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gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

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disneyprincessofthemonthclub:

I wanna be where the people are.
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin’!
Walking around on those - what do you call ‘em?
Oh - feet!

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acarbonlifeform:

I feel like there should be MUCH more to add to this amazingness. And then I feel really bad for the actor because he’s just doing a damn good job playing someone I loath.

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  • Me: Sometimes I regret being friends with you.
  • Michael: Why?
  • Me: Because your last name is so epic it's perfect for a nemesis.
  • Michael: That can be arranged.
  • Michael: Also, I drank the last of your milk.
  • Me: (shaking fist at sky) FAAAASBENNNDAR! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
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platonictimeswithfassbender:

I saw the new trailer for X-Men: Days Of Future Past but I don’t understand the title.  How can days from the future be the past and if they’re past how can they be the future? 

I ended up calling it “that movie where you go back in time to have sex with James McAvoy.”

Michael got really stonefaced.  So I added, “… and afterwards he can somehow walk again!”

I was convinced this was a much better movie.

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ironxwilled:

misstinyterror:

Best post ever

Backed. Plus… ITS FUCKING GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

HOW TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS .

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HOW DEMI LOVATO WALKS .

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HOW BEYONCE WALKS .

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HOW I WALK .

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